Heir Poll

Alright, it’s heir poll time! You’ve got a total of 10 options for heir this time… I think this is going to be the largest heir poll I’ve ever had. Our options are in order from oldest to youngest…. Beryl St. Claire, she’s Grumpy, Genius, Technophobe, Dog Person, and Eco-Friendly. She wants to be a

1.9 This House Is Too Small

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time Riverview finally spawned gems in accessible places, there was prom, the festival grounds bathrooms broke, and the quads aged up to children. This is the last post before the heir poll! I’m excited to find out who’ll be taking over for Gen 2! Um, who is

1.8 GEMS!!!

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time there was a tone of toddler training, a bunch of birthdays, prom happened, then there was an announcement that another prom was happening, Bonehilda wouldn’t stop swearing, and Opal got abducted by aliens. Everyone: “The tv’s broken.”I KNOW ALREADY!! It’s a day off so everyone gets

1.7 Toddlers So Many Toddlers

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time Bonehilda was unusually hungry, the teens got prom dates, and the quads became toddlers. Galena: “EXCUSE ME!!! IS ANYONE GOING TO FEED US?????”I get the feeling there’s going to be a lot of this… The quads all ended up with IFs, so they got dumped at

1.5 I Hope You’re Happy Now!

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time there were birthdays, Barite and Beryl were sent to boarding school, Riverview was an asshole with gem spawners, and Opal had a 6th child, Malachite. We start things off with Buck rubbing a mysterious lamp he found. Genie: “Your wish is granted.”Buck: “Just like that?”Genie: “Just

1.3 How Long Till Buck Breaks?

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time the family got a proper house, acquired a Bonehilda, the first children Barite and Beryl were born, and Opal became pregnant again. We start things off with Beryl screaming for food. Buck is promptly put on potty training duty, after feeding the children of course. And

1.2 Bonehilda

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time Opal got a job, and kept falling for married men. She eventually found love in the form of Buck Broke and promptly married him. Those of you familiar with Riverview may know that the Broke family consists of Buck, his two kids, Bucks older brother, the

1.1 Hunting Down A Man

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time we met the founder Opal, who was appalled at her living arrangements and left to find a lawyer. You’re still here I see, an luck with that lawyer?Opal: *grumbles* “I couldn’t find an affordable lawyer who would take my case…”You can’t afford any lawyer, you’re broke.Opal: