2.3 Toddler Explosion

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time a bunch of lifetime wishes were completed and the remaining siblings moved out, Opal died, Halite had a son Almandine and Beryl has a son Pyroxene, and Lapis Lazuli became a toddler. This is the second of two posts today, so if you missed 2.2, go

2.1 Halite Is A Menace

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time Beryl took over as heir and married her boyfriend Nestor, Orthoclase aged up and moved out, Olivine and Omphacite also aged up and started working on their lifetime wishes, and Buck died. Omphacite is off performing for tips now that he’s maxed the athletic skill. He

2.0 Nestor and the Missing Gift

Alright it’s been awhile since this has been updated, but I’ve finished playing this generation, so now all I have to do is post it. Last time there was a heir poll, and Beryl was voted to continue this OWBC into the next generation, which means Gen 2 starts now! As a refresher, Beryl is

1.9 This House Is Too Small

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time Riverview finally spawned gems in accessible places, there was prom, the festival grounds bathrooms broke, and the quads aged up to children. This is the last post before the heir poll! I’m excited to find out who’ll be taking over for Gen 2! Um, who is

1.8 GEMS!!!

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time there was a tone of toddler training, a bunch of birthdays, prom happened, then there was an announcement that another prom was happening, Bonehilda wouldn’t stop swearing, and Opal got abducted by aliens. Everyone: “The tv’s broken.”I KNOW ALREADY!! It’s a day off so everyone gets

1.7 Toddlers So Many Toddlers

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time Bonehilda was unusually hungry, the teens got prom dates, and the quads became toddlers. Galena: “EXCUSE ME!!! IS ANYONE GOING TO FEED US?????”I get the feeling there’s going to be a lot of this… The quads all ended up with IFs, so they got dumped at

1.6 Bonehilda is Hangry

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time there were birthdays, Barite and Beryl came home from boarding school, and Opal gave birth to quads bringing to kid count to 10. Why are you still wearing a helmet while fishing?Orthoclase: “Sometimes I catch pieces of metal that were dumped in the river, I don’t

1.5 I Hope You’re Happy Now!

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time there were birthdays, Barite and Beryl were sent to boarding school, Riverview was an asshole with gem spawners, and Opal had a 6th child, Malachite. We start things off with Buck rubbing a mysterious lamp he found. Genie: “Your wish is granted.”Buck: “Just like that?”Genie: “Just

1.4 WTF Riverview?

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time babies were born and Buck was an idiot who divorced his wife, which lasted for about three days before he went crawling back for forgiveness and then they got remarried. Beryl and Barite are done with their skills and are now left to their own devices.Beryl:

1.3 How Long Till Buck Breaks?

Welcome back to the St. Claire OWBC! Last time the family got a proper house, acquired a Bonehilda, the first children Barite and Beryl were born, and Opal became pregnant again. We start things off with Beryl screaming for food. Buck is promptly put on potty training duty, after feeding the children of course. And